Sometimes I Wear Pink Suspenders

Sometimes I eat chicken on the bone without a fork.

I just grab the drumstick and hope no one is looking.

Sometimes I even lick my fingers.

Sometimes I forget to bring a towel with me when I shower,

I just streak to my room and hope no one is around.

Sometimes I even forget a towel purposely.

Sometimes I take naps in between classes,

Catching some shut eye where no one is looking.

And sometimes 10 minutes turns into 40 minutes.

Sometimes I eat the leftover cookie dough

Scraping the bowl, and even stealing from the oven while they’re still raw.

Sometimes I just mix a whole batch to eat just like that.

Sometimes I leave dishes in the sink

A little mold never hurt anyone,

Sometimes I just throw out the dishes when the sink is full.

Sometimes I pretend not to notice people approaching, 

When it is awkward to greet them.

Sometimes I just take the stairs to avoid everyone.

Sometimes I buy clothes that are too small,

A girl can hope!

Sometimes I wear them anyway and claim they shrunk.

Sometimes I take the subway instead of walking 5 blocks

Even when the weather is nice, 

Sometimes I subway 5 blocks to get to the gym.

Sometimes first world problems become too much

My little soul can't deal with the long lines at Starbucks, 

So I update my blog and share my troubles with the rest of the world...